eBane Explain: 07.11

Sunday

What's The Point If You Don't Give It Away?

A Great Dane, a Mastiff, a Saint Bernard, and a Dashund entered a kennel bar. The state-of-the-art bistro was neatly arrayed with feeders and dog foods from around the world.

“I’ll take 25 pounds of the kibble,” orders the Dane.

“Same for me,” barks the Mastiff.

“Me too,” woofs the Saint Bernard.

All eyes turn toward the Dashund. Carefully she walks past every bowl in a long line of tubs. Slowly she lowers her head to sniff the contents of each feeder before moving on to the next. At last she says, “Please give me …………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………”

“Don’t worry about it. You have reason for big pause,” says the bartender.

Park Aid--How to install the mechanism in a garage to perfectly position your car!

Park Aid Instructions

by Dan Zeorlin

Automatic overhead garage door openers make terrific conveniences. The simple, inexpensive, and easy-to-adjust "Park Aid" adaptation described here is a great custom tool, extending the ability to know where your car is in relation to the garage door. You might never risk parking the car too far forward in your garage again or loathe fearing the car was parked too short, exposing its rear to be struck by the closing door.

Garage Door (and Garage Door Opener) Positions

Open
Closed

Parked Car (with respect to garage) Positions

Inside
Outside

Park Aid Indicator Positions

Up
Down

The basic park aid involves tying a string to a nail which has been placed through the garage ceiling above your car's windshield and then hanging a ball down from it. Possibly you have used this method in the past. A problem arises whenever the car is in the "Outside Position (#2)". The ball (old park aid) remains in the "Down Position (#2)" and it becomes an obstruction or nuisance for alternate uses of the space (Examples: children playing, traversing the empty garage, etc). This tethered ball might become a target or a swing, leading to disengagement of the nail or a hole in the ceiling!

Take it to the next level.

Attach a Park Aid ball at the end of a cord.
Attach an eye screw to the ceiling in a location which will allow the extended tethered ball (Down Position #2) to contact the car windshield when parked ("Inside Position" #1).
Thread cord through ceiling eye and attach an adjustable stop to cord. Note: The fine tuned position of the stop will be set later (stop prevents over-extension of tether based on car "Inside Position #1" with weight of driver included on specific automobile). For now merely approximate the required distance of the tethered extension.
Fix an eyelet (attach point) near the top of the garage door (possibly easier while door is in the "Closed Position #2).
Thread cord through door attach point (door in "Closed Position #2" and Park Aid in "Up Position #1").
Options: Your configuration might be enhanced through the use of additional guides (eyes) located along the length of the cord and small ballast weights added to the cord. These can be added to control the drape of the cord if it becomes excessive (door "Open Position #1" and car "Inside Position #1").
Occasionally you may wish to reset the stop position based on driver preferences and optimize the Park Aid ("Down Position #2).

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