What's The Point If You Don't Give It Away?

A Great Dane, a Mastiff, a Saint Bernard, and a Dashund entered a kennel bar. The state-of-the-art bistro was neatly arrayed with feeders and dog foods from around the world.

 “I’ll take 25 pounds of the kibble,” orders the Dane.

“Same for me,” barks the Mastiff.

“Me too,” woofs the Saint Bernard.

All eyes turn toward the Dashund. Carefully she walks past every bowl in a long line of tubs. Slowly she lowers her head to sniff the contents of each feeder before moving on to the next. At last she says, “Please give me …………………… …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………”

“Don’t worry about it. You have reason for big pause,” says the bartender.